Taglines van vroegah

Vroegah op FidoNet of op welk BBS Netwerk dan ook was het een goed gebruik om een tagline toe te voegen. Ik heb destijds nog een applicatie geschreven (AddTag) die samen werkte met GoldEd, TimEd, TerMail en FrontDoor. Je kon dan onder je mailtje of post in een soort “nieuws groep” een random tagline plaatsen, of bewust er een selecteren.

Taglines waren erg cool in die tijd, en je vond soms onder mailtjes taglines waarvan je van je stoel afviel van het lachen. In de tegenwoordige tijd zijn dat soort taglines natuurlijk wat uhm dubieus qua humor omdat je echt die tijd moet hebben meegemaakt om de grap er achter te kunnen zien.

Het was de tijd dat 24k4 bps nog super snel was en je vaak meerdere keren moest inbellen ergens omdat het BBS bezet was door een andere gebruiker.  En het was de tijd dat je dus offline (want dat was vele malen goedkoper) je mailtjes voorbereide en vervolgens ging inbellen om je mailtjes af te leveren.

En in die tijd belde je ook nog in naar verschillende BBS’en om verschillende programma’s te downloaden, meestal freeware of shareware. Spelletjes of programma’s van algemeen nut

En in die tijd heb ik ook erg veel geld uitgegeven aan het draaiend houden van mijn eigen Bulletin Board System “The White Room”, gebaseerd op Remote Access met Frontdoor. En ook voor die software heb ik destijds een aantal programma’s geschreven. Sommige moest je voor betalen, andere moest je een briefkaartje voor opsturen als je hem nuttig vond. En ook in die tijd had je al cr@cks en keygenerators want voor mijn buyware software (10 dollar destijds) was er ook een. Aan de ene kant leuk natuurlijk dat iemand het de moeite waard vind om je programma te kraken, aan de andere kant …..

Hoe dan ook, nog wat taglines uit die tijd die ik heb bewaard:

“Really honey….just 1 more message.”
( ( ( In stereo ) ) ) (where available).
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room
(dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more
(horrified) No! Not the Knights who say Ni!
<* BOEM! *> Intel Outside.
A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory
A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
A day without sunshine is like night.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A fool and your money are soon partners …
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
A programmer’s work is never done. &lt;Sigh!&gt;
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat …
Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm?  -  Dirty Yoda
Ain’t no sunshine when she is gone…
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
All hope abandon, ye who bounced lots of checks!
All I’ve got is time untill the end of time…
All revved up with no place to go…
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
And THIS is your computer on drugs…
Another good day; the computer is still working!
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
Anywhere You Go … There You Are !
Are you a computer friendly user?
Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head?
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! … Tension breaker, had to be done.
Backwards speak to used I! … Damn! … Again go I there! – Yoda
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
Be humble and polite, but don’t let anyone push you around.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash….
Behind every good computer – is a jumble of cables!
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law!
Behind every great man is his BUTT.
Best file compression around!  “DEL *.*” – 100% comp.
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.
BTW,”The check is in the mail.”Really,it is! No,I mean it!
But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!
But we’ve got OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this.
Call me Ishmael. I won’t ANSWER, but …
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
Can you repeat the part after ‘Listen very carefully’?
Cause of Death: CRC ERROR.
Caution: This stuff is addictive…
Click mousie…Drag mousie…KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahahah!
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep
COFFEE.COM not found.  Sysop asleep.
Computer lie #1: You’ll never use all that harddrive space.
Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&amp;K IT!
Computer… Smoke… Uhh Ohh
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers can’t cook omelettes, even if asked
Computers don’t get mad…they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]
Confident manner IS important: Computers can sense this!
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I’m in s l o w  m o t i o n !!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs… God, I love Congress
Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can’t eat eight.
Cyberpunk (si’-ber-punk) n. – a computer with an attitude
Daddy, what’s that weird-looking man doing over there?
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy?
Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.
De zon gaat zinloos onder, morgen moet zij toch weer op!
Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.
Death – Nature’s way of saying “No Carrier”.
Death – Nature’s way of saying “Slow down”
Death – Nature’s way of saying “You ate your last Pizza Pal..”
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs…..Woof!
DENIAL: [D]on’t [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Did you install the Write Only Memory?
Didn’t I meet you in some other hallucination??
Disk write error, please drop dead…
Do HD’s sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I’ve SEEN one!!!
Do not disturb. I’m disturbed enough already.
Do NOT try this stunt on your PC!
Do not use if safety seal is broken.
Do the right thing, regardless of what others think.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $20
Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?
Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
Don’t care, don’t have to, we’re the Phone Co.!
Don’t confuse me with facts!!
Don’t confuse wealth with success.
Don’t drink and drive home, smoke dope and fly home!
Don’t get mad, get even.
Don’t hit me!!  I’m in the Twilight Zone!!!
Don’t just DO something, STAND THERE!
Don’t let the bugs byte!
Don’t play stupid with me… I’m better at it!
Don’t steal the Government doesn’t want competition.
Don’t think women are explosive? Try dropping one!
Don’t you dare touch that ‘ignore’ button!!
Dreadful.  Truly dreadful.  But you love it, don’t you?
Drop your Carrier! We have you surrounded!
Duh, who put the lights out?
E Pluribus Unum really means ‘Get the hell off my Foot’
Easy as 3.141592653589…
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself.
End of Message – Stop reading.
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error 141: Too many errors.
Error 144: Bit bucket overflow.
Error 256: Programmer Deleted.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Error LPT1 not found.. use backup – PENCIL &amp; PAPER
Error READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?
Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer
Error: Incompatible File Format
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Error: RUM&amp;COKE.DRK unexpected EOF… Operator Loaded
Error: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
Every solution breeds new problems …
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens …
Everyone is GIFTED. Some open the pkg. sooner.
Everything is a lie and that’s a fact.
Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again.
Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
Famous last words: Don’t worry, I can handle it.
Feel good?  Don’t worry; you’ll get over it!
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
File not found “LIFE.DRV”, life halted.
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don’t want a drink?
Find Jesus? I didn’t know he was LOST!
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
For a funny quote, call back late.
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
For once I’m at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
For these prices, you can’t expect real quotes.
For THIS I bought a computer?
Forecast for tonight: Dark
Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
Format Hard Drive: (Y)es, (O)k, (F)ine with me
Free communication, free thought!
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!
General stupidity error reading drive C
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can’t all be wrong.
Go ahead, moderate my day-PUNK!
Go ahead, steal my ideas…everyone else does…
Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere!
Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
Halleluja!  Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Happiness can’t buy you money.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Hard Drive Crash?  Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
Has HELL frozen over yet?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
He … guys …? Please stop fighting! Let America do it for you!
He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.
Hello dad…I’m in jail and I LIKE IT here!
Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
Hello, Suicide Hotline, Please Hold..
HELP ME!  MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
Help the economy today…Go out and Buy something!
Help you out? Certainly. Which way did you come in?
Help! I’ve fallen off line and can’t hang-up!
Home is where the computer is plugged in!
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here…
Hot water Heaters: Hot water needs heating?
How did I get so round from eating square meals?!?
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How long before we’re as dumb as computers?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
Huh? You mean I can’t send mail to myself??
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don’t tell the wife
I can’t be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
I can’t decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six……
I don’t know what it is but it just won’t quit.
I got a taste of paradise,  I’m never going to let it slip away
I got arrested for going 9600 in a 2400 zone
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I got struck by lightning.  Again!
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!
I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I know my computer likes me… it shared an IRQ.
I know my mind. And it’s around here someplace.
I know this is off-topic, but.
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I never knew lasers could be printed.
I parked my hard disk – and got a ticket!
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I parked my Hard drive, and now I can’t find it!
I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course…
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
I still miss my ex-wife – but my aim is improving
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted
I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!
I wasn’t there; I didn’t do it; you can’t prove it.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I’ll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
I’ll panic if I bloody well want to…….
I’m a modemer and I’m OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.
I’m flexible, just don’t change anything!!
I’m from the government. I’m here to help you.
I’m going to disconnect your brain.
I’m hardware and don’t know anything about software.
I’m Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.
I’m HOMER of Borg, resistance is ….ooooohhhhhh DONUTS!!
I’m in the middle of nowhere. Near the end of the line
I’m not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
I’m not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!
I’m not indecisive am I, I don’t think so, may be I am, No I’m not
I’m rated PG-34!!
I’m sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
I’m sorry. Did you say something?
I’m sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.
I’m sure that I’m confused about being sure..
I’m telling you, they are EVERYWHERE!
I’m trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
If all goes well, you’ve overlooked something!
If at first you don’t succeed – so much for skydiving.
If at first you don’t succeed, *.* &amp; forget it
If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0…
If at first you don’t succeed, CHEAT!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all the evidence.
If at first you don’t succeed, give up.
If at first you don’t succeed, quit, quit at once.
If at first you never succeed, never try Russian roulette
If God was female, do you REALLY think men would exist?
If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn’t eat it.
If I learn by mistakes, I’m getting a FABULOUS education.
If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Human
If I were you, who’d be me?
If it jams – force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.
If life is just a highway – then the soul is just a car.
If only my computer could cook…
If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be my computer?
If something is confidential, it’ll be left in the copier.
If the thrill is gone – then it’s time to take it back.
If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane.
If you don’t want it to – it CAN happen.
If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
If You Smoke After Sex, You’re Doing It Too Fast!!!!
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry, you’ll get over it.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart.
Ignorance is Temporary … STUPID is Forever!
In love and dreams nothing is impossible…
In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don’t need it.
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!
In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world – F. Zappa
In your config.sys; you must specify BUGS=OFF.
Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Individualists unite!
Innuendo: Italian for ‘suppository’.
Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
Insert next harddisk to proceed installation.
Install failed: Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Intel – they couldn’t spell intelligent!
IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..
Iraq’s national Bird:  DUCK!
Iraqi Bingo: B-52…F-16…M-1…F-18…F-117…A-10…
Iraqi rifle for sale… Never fired… Dropped once.
IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!
It said, “Insert Disk #3″, but only 2 would fit
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood,…
It’s a state of mind.
It’s always darkest when the light bulb has blown.
It’s been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature! (Marketing 101)
It’s not a Bug, it’s a hidden and seldom used feature.
It’s not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
It’s not just a BBS…it’s an adventure.
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!
Je naam is gevallen! Kun je ‘m even oprapen?
Jesus saves!  He passes to Moses.. He shoots!! He SCORES!!!!!
jij kent zeker twee talen? Brutaal en wartaal?
Just another inmate in this asylum!
Just don’t tell the asylum you saw me here.
Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.
Lead me not into temptation; I’ll find my own way.
Let’s see here…&lt;ctrl&gt;-&lt;alt&gt;-&lt;del&gt;…Oh no!Oops
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Life’s a batch and then your hard drive dies!
Life’s not passing me by, it’s running me over!
Like a bat out of hell…
Live long enough to be a burden to your kids!
Living for the right… Living for the right to be free…
Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, &lt;BANG!!&gt;
Lose weight – eat stuff you hate.
LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.
Love is unreal… That’s why it seems insane… (Sophie B. Hawkins)
LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a better fool.
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
Manual Labor. Isn’t he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Men have become tools of their tools.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Modem Police…we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
More fun than humans deserve to have!
More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!!
Murphy is out there … watching … waiting …
Murphy wasn’t an optimist.  He just got it wrong.
Murphy’s Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Murphy’s Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy’s:  All constants are variables!
My computer’s sick and I think my modem is a carrier
My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
Netwerken = Net werken zegt onze netwerkbeheerder (net werkbeheerder)
Networks should be labeled NOT-WORKS!!!
Never argue with fools, people might not see the difference
Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka!
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the lawn!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
No experiment is a failure – it can always serve as a negative example
No honey, it’s only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
No man is drunk as long as he can lie on the floor without holding on.
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right!
NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious!
No-One can resist the desire to escape to paradise.
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.
Nothing is so smiple that it can’t get screwed up.
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all …
Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator.
Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!…
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
Oh.  It’s you again.
Oh…. A wiiiise guy, eh?????
Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what…? Where are you going…?
Okay, quit _leading_ me on…
Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn’t enough!
Operator!….Trace this call and tell me where I am.
Opinions expressed are not my own &amp; I’m not responsible for them.
Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
Reality is for people who can’t face science fiction.
Reality is just another illusion.
Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on.
Reality isn’t – yet.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
Sorry…no quote today.
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, stealing from many is research.
STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap!  PARK ELSEWHERE!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
System halted – Press any key to do nothing
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else …
The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can’t find.
The castle of aaaaaaaargh
The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty…
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid….
The computer made me do it; HONEST!
The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY…
The most stupid question is the one you don’t ask.
The nicer I am the more they think I’m lying.
The one who does the least work gets the most credit.
The problem drinker is the one who never buys.
The trouble with reality – no background music!
There are thinkers and there are doers.  I think I need a doer.
There is always something magic.
There is no dark side of the moon.The whole bloody thing is dark!
There’s ALWAYS one more bug…
There’s no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed!
They’re trying to confuse us to death.
Think!  While it’s still legal!!
This message is created from 100% recycled ASCII.
This software will eliminate all mitsakes!
Those who do not want to learn will lead enterprises.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
To hell with justice…I want blood…
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
Today is tomorrow’s yesterday.
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
Two out of three ain’t bad
Umm…your .ZIP is open…
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN…SysOp not Loaded!
Unable to locate Coffee. – Operator Halted!
Unable to locate humor. – Operator Halted!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS – Universe halted!
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP.   Continue job? (Y/N)
Under Worked, Over Paid… So who’s complaining??
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
US non sequitur society–we don’t make sense, but we sure like pizza.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Veni, Vidi, Vanish.    (I came, I saw, I disappeared.)
Veni, Vidi, Varnish.   (I came, I saw, I polished.)
Veni, Vidi, Vegetate.  (I came, I saw, I became a politician.)
Veni, Vidi, Volcano.   (I came, I saw, I blew my top.)
Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software.
W el l,  I  f ou n d th e s  pac  e b a   r
Waddya mean FIRED?!
Waiter: Unemployed actor
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
Warning!  REALITY.SYS corrupted:  reboot universe? [Y/n]
WARNING! SAFESEX.ARC is a Trojan
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
We *have* the Holy Hand Grenade, Sir!
We are the Knights who say, “Neep!”
We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain software.
We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you..if you do not appease us.
We’re bad…maybe not.
We’re good.  Damned good.
We’re INNNSAAAAANE!  Oh, wait.  That’s Crazy Eddie, isn’t it?
We’ve been *there*, and found it boring…
What a *senseless* waste of human life.
What a coincidence! I’ve been there!!!!
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
What aspect of _NO_ dont’ you understand?
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
What do mean you’re not registered?
What do we do now ¨
What do you mean I’m NUTS!!!
What good is knowledge if you don’t share it?
What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull
Why wasn’t I born rich instead of beautiful?
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
With schizofrenia you’re never alone!
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
World ends at 3pm; details at 5….
Wrong! 30 minutes of begging is NOT considered foreplay.
WWhhaatt  ddooeess  DDUUPPLLEEXX  mmeeaann??
WYPIWYG: What You Printed Is What You’ve Got.
WYTYSYDG: What you thought you saw, you didn’t get.
Yes Dear, I’ll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
Yes, God has a sense of humor! I’m here, ain’t I?
You are getting sleepy… you are getting very sleepy…
You are here ———————&gt; *
You are IT! Really now… I’m not kidding here…
You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as BINGO?
You can’t fool me there ain’t no sanity clause.
You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit.
You Cannot Escape!  Resistance Is Futile!
You don’t get it boy, this is an operating table.
You don’t have to worry about that: it’s virtual!
You lost WHAT source code?
You never act da way ya should &amp; I like it
You never knew what you were missing.
You’ll never get there and if you do, you won’t know.
You’re going to do WHAT?
You’re Never Alone With Schizophrenia.
Your code will not compile cleanly as written.
Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS
Who is general failure, and why is he reading my disk?
I’m not as dumb as you look.
I’m not going deaf. I’m ignoring you.
I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought.
Love your neighbour, but don’t get caught.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
Dwarsliggers houden het spoor recht.

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